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Why Twilight is Horrible.

Sun Jul 12, 2009, 5:19 PM
So i have noticed a large amount of twitards running around messenup the world of literature.
I will start off with the Usual list of things that Antis say to Twitards.
1. It Is sexist.
Umm so basically this is shown throughout the book series. Eddykins running around saving Mary-bella.
Eddykins looking so sparkly. Eddykins being perfect. Oh also look at Esme. Alice is sorta not Sexist but has moments.
2. Horrible.. HORRIBLE writing.
I want to kill this literature with fire. I bet Ann Rice was pissed when she read this. She built a Castle of awesomeness around the mystique that is Vampires. Smeyer came in yelling at the top of her lungs LALALA with a Red button in one hand and a crappy pen in the other.
3. Pedophilia.
Sure sure they can say awww hes going to protect Renesme. No hes grooming her for sex with him. The Baby has no choice. He has no choice. Hes protecting her so he can "love" her later.

My reasons for hating twilight.
Vampires ,simply put, are People Steeped in traditions of blood paganism. They are the embodiment of the ancient Shamans who thought that drinking blood could extend there life. They are the human wish that there is something that is higher on the food chain then us. That something is outside of our control other than a being who is good. Vampires are either the Equivalent of Gabriel -> God as they are to Lucifer. They show us that within every human there is inherent Evil and Good that can surface as either form and control the destiny of human kind. If you are going to show us something evil. At least write it with SOME skill.

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:iconsworddemon:
DANCING L :faint:

Awesome avatar XD

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Plasma HDTV….$999.99
Wii Consol…. $249.99
WiiMote….$39.99

Watching your friend throw his WiiMote through his Plasma HDTV at 100mph… Priceless
:icongisbon:
hehe... ur siggy reminds me of a friend throwing a PS3 Remote thru an Xbox 360.... then we went and played wii sports and all was happy again=D ty for the avatar.

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:iconsworddemon:
lmfao XD that must have been going fast to go through a 360, :O

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Plasma HDTV….$999.99
Wii Consol…. $249.99
WiiMote….$39.99

Watching your friend throw his WiiMote through his Plasma HDTV at 100mph… Priceless
:iconxxlawlietxlovexx:
Care to join ~XxLawlietXLovexX?

This is a new fan club dedicated to L. You seem to be a fan of him.
:icongisbon:
yes :3 i finally finished the series.... kinda

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:icondorstein:
Thank you (Belatedly) for the Fave!
:iconsanapet:
*grins* would you run through a mall wearing a turban and yelling "Alalalalalalalalalalalalala!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ?
:icongisbon:
yes i would >:3

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:iconxayakox:
Hai thair!

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That's what she said.
:icongisbon:
Hey Ayako READ MY PHILOSOPHICALLLY GOODNESS!!!!! :P

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